Friday, May 26, 2006

The Fight for Peace (Cont.)



Weeping and nashing of teeth! Just when it seemed like everything was going to settle down, fallen man reared his ugly head. I know everyone's not in an what went down, but let me say this: things just got way more complicated. Now we have an insurrestion in the UNW to deal with, and strained relationships with our most powerful allies, one of which doesn't care about peace and is only out for a fight! Honestly, even I'm feeling a little bleak right now, but I'm going to write a speech over the weekend that hopefully can get us back on the right track.

Peace

13 Comments:

Blogger Jay-Bo said...

And yes Aaron, I did notice what you wrote

4:28 PM  
Blogger Deathbyfrostedcookie said...

Nakhab will "fight" for peace. After seeing what aggression did to Bahkan, I am determined to avoid conflict in the future and to repair the friendly ties between the four other nations, especially Sandia, considering our ties before our shady Caldonian relations. I am very pleased that the assassination attempt of Minister A. N. Newby did not succeed. Even though Penland occupys us at the present, I hope to keep Nakhab's actions humane and peaceful and someday repair our economy and military (for defense reasons, of course). If anyone is willing to befriend Nakhab and let my guilt by association drop, we await you as a friend of the Nakhabish.

Willy T. Wail
Minister of State
The People's Republic of Nakhab

4:37 PM  
Blogger Daft Goose said...

right on jay! when did you notice it?

4:54 PM  
Blogger Daft Goose said...

all political matters of Nakhab are under the complete control of Penlandian government officials. at this time Nakgab has very little say in the way the country is run. until you prove yourselves a nation that can control itself nakhab is in Penlands hands. P.S. How are the UNW deports doing?

4:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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5:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, how can we prove ourselves if you control all affairs? It's like giving a baby a pacifier and telling it to kill a blue whale.

Remember, the reason Bakhan collapsed was due to corruption (and the legalized marijuana, but that's a matter I will not get into). Bahkan made a shady deal with Caldonia to assassinate Minister A. N. Newby of Sandia, but then Caldonia changed the conditions in the middle of the plot. Bahkan ended up holding Caldonia's stick. Corruption is no longer a problem in Nakhab (I should hope) as we have a new system. How can the system prove itself if it has no outlet of proving it?

5:17 PM  
Blogger Jay-Bo said...

I noticed just today. Hey, since no one from Caldonia gets on here, how do you guys think we can solve the problem they pose. And since they can't read this, I just want to say: They're buttheads.

5:31 PM  
Blogger Deathbyfrostedcookie said...

No. They're BONEheads.

The full circumstances of the assassination attempt: Caldonia wanted to severely hurt Sandia because they don't like the inhabitants (real or fake). I overheard them, so I suggested an assassination attempt for kicks. They took it seriously and said that if they succeeded in taking over Sandia, they'd be willing to unite Bakhan with Caldonia (Sandia would already be usurped, so...). I figured an alliance with Caldonia would benefit me more than with Sandia in this instance, as Sandia was still pretty fragile at this point. I said I didn't want my name attached to it due to the fact that Bahkan was falling apart due to the nationalists, and they agreed. Then the flu epidemic struck and Caldonia decided that it would be less damaging if I did the attempt and not Caldonia. They said they'd still support me if Sandia retaliated, and that Penland would support me due to the less-than-stable relations with Sandia.


I'm a bonehead for being that gullible.

6:20 PM  
Blogger el Zinga said...

I'm frustrated by the administration of caldonia. they're really hard to work with and the only sort of communication that is transacted is "shut up!", "gosh!" (and other "choice" words). Maintaining a friendly peaceful relationship is really trying with two depressing, war-hungry leaders.

7:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wholly regret all my previous affiliations with the Caldonians.

8:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Death to War-Monkeys!

12:48 PM  
Blogger Deathbyfrostedcookie said...

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1:32 PM  
Blogger Deathbyfrostedcookie said...

"warmongers". Just goes to show how Caldonia puts too much money into its military and not enough into the education of its citizens.

1:34 PM  

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