Hey guys, sorry i wont be at school. i'm feeling sick, so i decided to play volleyball and go shopping for a snowboard with my dentist instead.
Beat that!!! See if you can come up with a better excuse to play hookie- i've pretty much covered all the bases here!
Beat that!!! See if you can come up with a better excuse to play hookie- i've pretty much covered all the bases here!
posted by el Zinga at
8:56 PM
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Did your dog come with?
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Wait, does this mean you mean you WILL be at school tomorrow? I'm confused. Well, just as long as this won't affect filming on friday. Lemme think, I won't be at school, because I was abducted by aliens that look like toasters with spatulas for arms, who then forced me to eat a frosted cookie which gave me cancer of the esophagus and I died. I might be back next week, because of a little paperwork error up in heaven.
Thats pretty good, but not quite as down to earth as cupajava. at least hers was plausible...sort of.
thanks. More down to earth...I won't be coming to school because my excessive fatness made me get stuck in my doorway and now I can't move...I can't even get to the fridge. Dang.
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How many ways can a frosted cookie kill me?
1. Heart attack
2. Get me stuck in the doorway because of my excessive weight
3. Choke on it
4. Get beaned on the head with it. Repeatedly.
5. Stuff it up my nose.
6. Slip on one.
7. Get stuck when I step on one.
8. Run off the side of the Grand Canyon because I see one on the other side.
9. Frosting glues my mouth shut.
10. It ain't frosting.
Any other ways anyone can think of?
someone's a bit cynical!!! man, forstedcookie, don't be so hard on yourself!
Give me an L-A-M-E!!! LAME!!!!!!!!!!
Hey anonymous, it's called SARCASM and LAUGHING AT YOURSELF.
actually its called LAME!!!!
actually, I think I might be talking to a DIFFERENT anonymous
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